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Compare Dogs and Men

Ebon von Er Nast is a German Shepherd Dog and He Compare Dogs and Men
We hope that both men, women and dogs read this with a smile 🙂

How Dogs and Men are the Same

  • Both take up too much space on the bed.
  • Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
  • Both are threatened by their own kind.
  • Both mark their territory.
  • Neither does any dishes.
  • Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
  • Both like dominance games.
  • Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
  • Neither understands what you see in cats

How Dogs are Better than Men

  • Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
  • Dogs miss you when you’re gone.
  • Dogs feel guilt when they’ve done something wrong.
  • Dogs don’t criticize your friends.
  • Dogs do not play games with you  except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
  • Dogs don’t feel threatened by your intelligence.
  • You can train a dog.
  • Dogs are easy to buy for.
  • The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there’s a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
  • Dogs understand what NO means.
  • Middle aged dogs don’t feel the need to abandon you for a  younger owner.
  • Dogs aren’t threatened if you earn more than they do.
  • Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Where Dogs Fall Short

  • Men only have two feet that track in mud.
  • Men can buy you presents.
  • Men don’t have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
  • Men are a little bit more subtle.
  • Dogs have dog breath all the time.
  • Men can do math stuff.
  • Men don’t shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.

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